Friday, 20 July 2012

Only in Kenya: Lexicons that bind us… oh! My Miguna?


Tokelezea (come out) has been there for a while. This is a Kenyan day to day plug and play App. Lexicons are just vocabularies belonging to a branch of some knowledge, only known to somebody or a group of people.

High school teachers are having hard time marking the LOL compositions, harder if they don’t know the face of facebook. Back to where this story ilitokelezea. The entertainment industry has been the biggest source of lexicons in this part of the Sahara. That’s why maswali ya polisi (police Questions) was becoming a threat to tokelezea.

Why then was it. ‘Miguna’ is the reason. As Miguna Miguna was pealing his masks, ‘miguna the lexi tokelezead. Just the other day, Mwalimu King’ang’i was talking of fake televisions set on classic Fm. This sets show Jeff Koinange and Miguna, Gunad in the middle. Today in a matatu I hear, ’ebu jigune vizuri mtoshe’(squeeze so that you may fit) like seriously?

Tell someone one a secret, this will be the condition...
 ‘make sure u don’t Miguna me because if you do oh! My Miguna?’‘Miguna’ is becoming a synonym for a traitor or a surprise, more sub applications are yet to be merged to this new App though.

Being a ‘Miguna’ can be countered by being a ‘Githongo’ before you start peeling masks, have your facts. We don’t want to start questioning your credibility. Thongo’ all your fact and oh! My ‘Miguna’ you won’t need to exile yourself.

5 comments:

  1. hahaha umeguna my ribs lol

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  2. i like the miguna thing. add t ur dictionary migunaholic... addicted to btraying

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  3. hehehe migunanized by the migunaholic, betrayed by the betrayer hhehe

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  4. gunaholics lolest

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