Tokelezea
(come
out) has been there for a while. This is a Kenyan day to day plug and
play App. Lexicons are just vocabularies belonging to a branch of
some knowledge, only known to somebody or a group of people.
High
school teachers are having hard time marking the
LOL
compositions, harder if they don’t know the face of facebook. Back
to where this story ilitokelezea.
The entertainment industry has been the biggest source of lexicons in
this part of the Sahara. That’s why maswali
ya polisi
(police Questions) was becoming a threat to tokelezea.
Why
then was it. ‘Miguna’
is the reason. As Miguna Miguna was pealing his masks, ‘miguna’
the lexi tokelezead.
Just
the other day, Mwalimu
King’ang’i
was talking of fake televisions set on classic Fm. This sets show
Jeff Koinange and Miguna, Gunad
in
the middle. Today in a matatu
I hear, ’ebu
jigune vizuri mtoshe’(squeeze
so that you may fit) like seriously?
‘make
sure u don’t Miguna me because if you do oh!
My Miguna?’’
‘Miguna’
is
becoming a synonym for a traitor or a surprise, more sub applications
are yet to be merged to this new App though.
Being
a ‘Miguna’
can
be countered by being a ‘Githongo’
before you start peeling masks, have your facts. We don’t want to
start questioning your credibility. ‘Thongo’
all
your fact and oh!
My ‘Miguna’
you won’t need to exile yourself.
hahaha umeguna my ribs lol
ReplyDeleteMiguna hajatokelezea, lol!
ReplyDeletei like the miguna thing. add t ur dictionary migunaholic... addicted to btraying
ReplyDeletehehehe migunanized by the migunaholic, betrayed by the betrayer hhehe
ReplyDeletegunaholics lolest
ReplyDelete